Ticket Tinkerer Gifts

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

New music conference

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Fixing the Computer.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"