Tax Tinker Gifts

"Inland Revenue office. 'Excuse my maths won't you?'"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Sistine Selfie

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Technology and literature

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Car Dentistry.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Panama Papers Scandal

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."