Ticketing Titan Pillows

Meter Maid

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Call Center.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

Taxes

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

Accounting Fantasy Camp

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Ticket Trout

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

"How much!!!?!"

'I assumed the warning about nudity referred to the movie.'

I.R.S. offering 'chicken soup for the taxpayers soul'.

'And here's a ticket for speeding in the parking lot.'

Ticket prizes...

Senior Prelate's Rail-Card