Ticket Tales Enthusiast Pillows

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

Fishing Tales

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Well did he?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Subway Thrillers

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

'Go to Hell'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

A Tale of the Sea

'Women don't simply believe everything we hear, you know.' - 'But that does not stop you repeating it.'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Tall tales and Short stories

Fisherman catches the Big Fish

"You've been exaggerating again, haven't you?"

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

'Lord, don't let him get started on the ones that got away!'

Traffic Court

'And that's only the size of the fly.'