Bus Ticket Aficionado Pillows

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The next fast train has gone.

Doubledecker bus stop

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Eric Adams Caricature

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

What Holds the Subway Together?

A Train Conductor.

Rodin's Tram Driver

Octo-Bus.

"Look out! It's the subway-marm!"

King Commute.

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Crybaby

The Bus Stop.

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

Bus Stop Evolution

'Now then, out of the way you two!'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

'I don't like this. . .'

Bus of Fools