Taxation Titan Gifts

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

Meter Maid

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

Taxes

buck stops here-taxes...mine

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.

"Sin tax? I love it."

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

'This sin tax package of yours... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'