Tariff Titan Gifts

They're inflatable trade barriers!

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"It's written in invisible ink."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Call Center.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Modern Studying

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

Meter Maid

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Taxes

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

"Tariff wars"

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Great waves to day, dude!"

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

Early Tailgate Parties.

Accounting Fantasy Camp

I.R.S. offering 'chicken soup for the taxpayers soul'.

Trump's Impact on Economic Stability

'If you'd get lost, I could find you without a GPS nav. I'd just have to follow the empty beer cans and pizza boxes.'

"...When I was your age, I walked 10 blocks to the stock exchange to place a trade."