Tariff Titan Pillows

They're inflatable trade barriers!

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"It's written in invisible ink."

Call Center.

Modern Studying

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Meter Maid

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

Taxes

"Tariff wars"

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

Accounting Fantasy Camp

'If you'd get lost, I could find you without a GPS nav. I'd just have to follow the empty beer cans and pizza boxes.'

I.R.S. offering 'chicken soup for the taxpayers soul'.

Trump's Impact on Economic Stability

"...When I was your age, I walked 10 blocks to the stock exchange to place a trade."

A class action suit chips away at a trademark.