Telesales Titan Pillows

Call Center.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Who called this meeting again?"

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Your call is important to us...

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Bedtime Of The Gods

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Meter Maid

Hazard of texting

They're inflatable trade barriers!

'There is someone on the phone for you.'

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

I love my mobile phone.

"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."

'Yes, I'm talking to you from my sell phone.'

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

COWS: Cow telesales

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'