Teleconferencing Titan Pillows

"Who called this meeting again?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Call Center.

Telework Pants

'Welcome to the rat race.'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"So - we meet at last."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"

"Sorry, but working remote is not a constitutional right."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

'These teleconferences have become a lot more civil since I installed this 7 second delay.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Woman bringing coffee cups to business people attending a video conference (via computer screens).

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'