Teleconferencing Titan Pillows

"Who called this meeting again?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

Call Center.

Telework Pants

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"So - we meet at last."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"

"Sorry, but working remote is not a constitutional right."

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'These teleconferences have become a lot more civil since I installed this 7 second delay.'

Zuckerberg in Iran

Woman bringing coffee cups to business people attending a video conference (via computer screens).

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."