Teleconference Titans Pillows

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"Who called this meeting again?"

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'Does it come on Disc?'

Telework Pants

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Text in a bottle

"Sorry, but working remote is not a constitutional right."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'

'These teleconferences have become a lot more civil since I installed this 7 second delay.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

I'm comfort breaking my ass off here!

"You know you can't see her."

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"Sending a text wishing me happy anniversary is not very romantic! . . . Especially on my birthday!"

Despair.

'I don't think you've officially entered the computer age until you actually click send.'

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

"The fine print? Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Judging tech giants is a bit beyond my pay grade."

"Pretending to be frozen to avoid difficult questions only works on Zoom, Kyle."

"I love texting our kids and grandchildren since I've always been a lousy speller."