Trademark Titan Gifts

A class action suit chips away at a trademark.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

The Boss.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Call Center.

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

They're inflatable trade barriers!

A pack of icebergs out hunting

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

'Spinout!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

"Don't ask."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.