Typography Titan Gifts

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Sign Reform

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Nice graphics.'

Addiction to mobile.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

Bedtime Of The Gods

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.