Tackle Titan Gifts

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Stop the big guy!

Dibs!

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Congratulations for male runner

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Workmen Lifting.

Michael Schumacher

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Ok, here's the meeting agenda: heal the wounds, listen to the partners, fix the leaks, make the deal, soothe the suppliers, spank the banks...."