Tackle Titan Pillows

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Stop the big guy!

Dibs!

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Sisyphus during Covid

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Congratulations for male runner

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Workmen Lifting.

'Spinout!'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'What's your fish finder say?'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Ok, here's the meeting agenda: heal the wounds, listen to the partners, fix the leaks, make the deal, soothe the suppliers, spank the banks...."