Touchdown Titan Pillows

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Football.

American football

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

American Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Stop the big guy!

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Congratulations for male runner

Friendly fire!

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Football

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That was some hit!'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"