Touchdown Titan Pillows

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Football.

American football

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

American Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

Friendly fire!

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

Football

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Okay, let's celebrate this touchdown and try not to disappoint our new offensive choreographer."