Touchdown Titans Pillows

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

'But you said to clean my room.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

American Football.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Stop the big guy!

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Friendly fire!

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Football

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That was some hit!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Okay, let's celebrate this touchdown and try not to disappoint our new offensive choreographer."

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer