Touchdown Enthusiast Pillows

'I think I can...'

Lizard running with football.

Friendly fire!

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"Walk it off, Butler!"

Happy New Year

Deathbed Conversion

The Saddest Day Of The Year

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Football

"Okay, let's celebrate this touchdown and try not to disappoint our new offensive choreographer."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Earl Campbell

Input From The Front Office

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

American Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'