Touchdown Devotee Pillows

Another football season comes to an end.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

American Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Football Delivery

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Friendly fire!

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Football

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'