"I think we need to spend some time apart."
Tic-tac-toe Titan Pillows
Bring strategic comfort to your space with our Tic-Tac-Toe Titan pillows. Perfect for game nights or cozy corners, they add a witty, artistic touch to any room.
"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"
'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'
Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'
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Sisyphus during Covid
Two Players both holding the same cue.
"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"
"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."
"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."
Table tennis.
Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...
Football.
"I'd like an aisle seat, please."
"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."
A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.
'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'
'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'
"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."
It's academic
Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.
Stop the big guy!
"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"
'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'
Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.
'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'
"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."
Workmen Lifting.
There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.
"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'
'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'
"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."
"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."
'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'
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