Time-bending Titan Pillows

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Congratulations for male runner

Contest to enter the University

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

It's academic

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"I bet I'm the first one here."

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

'Spinout!'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Do you have a gun permit?'

Pub quiz night.

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.