Test-taking Titan Pillows

"It says '11-plus'. . . I'm 43."

Contest to enter the University

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Examiners.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I bet I'm the first one here."

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Exam Nerves.

'Let's see...to always use a #2 pencil...to print my name clearly...and to blacken in the ovals completely.'