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I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

"It says '11-plus'. . . I'm 43."

Contest to enter the University

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Examiners.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"I bet I'm the first one here."