Test-taking Triumph Pillows

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

GCSEs

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Examiners.

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

Contest to enter the University

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Exam Nerves.

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

'Let's see...to always use a #2 pencil...to print my name clearly...and to blacken in the ovals completely.'

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

The SAT test can wear you down.

"Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs."