Testing Triumph Pillows

"I got 75 percent right on my math test!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Good Luck with your finals.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Too big to fail

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Back To School

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"Smart Arse"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!