Testing Triumph Mugs

"I got 75 percent right on my math test!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Good Luck with your finals.

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Too big to fail

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Back To School

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"Smart Arse"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"