Test-taking Triumph Gifts

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

GCSEs

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Examiners.

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Contest to enter the University

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Exam Nerves.

'Let's see...to always use a #2 pencil...to print my name clearly...and to blacken in the ovals completely.'

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

'Ink-Blot Test'.

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

The SAT test can wear you down.