Test Triumph Gifts

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Punt Cake

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Back To School

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

Standardized Testing

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

School Testing

I'm nervous about the PSATs. Chill. It's no big deal. I haven't studied for them. That's ok. Do a couple of practice tests, relax and get a good night's sleep. Says who? My math tutor, test prep coach and SAT summer study camp counselors. I'm sunk.