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"I can't believe you got a 100 on that final test!"

'I really crammed last night.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Bradley Wiggins

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Champion.

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

IQ test for birds.

'I've just tried to set the bar as low as possible over the years.'

'Thanks for coming in at such short notice Mr Finn. First the good news...your test results have come back...'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

"I want a frieze around the pool house depicting the defeat of my business rivals."

Resisting the Virus

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

"That got very big on him."

"Good! They've started preparing them for those aptitude tests."

"It's empty!!!"