Tracking Triumph Gifts

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Punt Cake

Running

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Deadline

National Academy of Sport

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Man running

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"A man and his choo-choo."

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'