Tracking Enthusiast Gifts

"Any tracking experience?"

"I love my Fitbit. It tells me how much farther I can go before I collapse."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

A Little Long Jumper.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Pole Vault Rules

Runner going through hurdles.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Moving into an office while it's being built.

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

"A man and his choo-choo."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'