Track Suit Enthusiast Gifts

Donna Karan's Nightmare

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

New Suit.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Waiting for Pants

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Runner going through hurdles.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport