Track Suit Enthusiast Gifts

Donna Karan's Nightmare

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

The Brothers Grime

New Suit.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

At the suit makers

Waiting for Pants

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

A Little Long Jumper.

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Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Pole Vault Rules

'Here we go again...'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Runner going through hurdles.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"That's a good look for you, J.B."