Track Suit Aficionado Gifts

The Brothers Grime

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

New Suit.

City Boy.

Career Choices

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

At the suit makers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

Changing Room Decisions

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

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Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Runner going through hurdles.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."