Tracksuit Enthusiast Gifts

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

The Brothers Grime

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

New Suit.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

At the suit makers

Waiting for Pants

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Here we go again...'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

A Little Long Jumper.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Runner going through hurdles.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."