Tracking Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Runner going through hurdles.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"A man and his choo-choo."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

"YIKES!"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Linford Christie

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.