Time-bending Titan Gifts

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

It's academic

Contest to enter the University

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Congratulations for male runner

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

"I bet I'm the first one here."

Michael Schumacher

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Spinout!'

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Do you have a gun permit?'

Pub quiz night.

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.