Timekeeping Titan Gifts

"I bet I'm the first one here."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"You keep impeccable time."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Outstanding Time Management

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"You're late."