Tectonic Titan Pillows

Tsunami

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

It's academic

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

Pub quiz night.

'Big tissue?'

Big Game Hunter

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'