Telescope Titan Pillows

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Addiction to mobile.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

It's academic

Modern Studying

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Hazard of texting

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

I love my mobile phone.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Pub quiz night.

'Big tissue?'