Telescope Titan Gifts

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Addiction to mobile.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

It's academic

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Modern Studying

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hazard of texting

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

I love my mobile phone.

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

'Big tissue?'