Target Titan Gifts

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

The Salesman

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Targets.

Sisyphus during Covid

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Football.

NHS targets.

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Next!"

Skeets Champion.

'Spinout!'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

Musician Target Practice

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."