Target Tunist Gifts

Musician Target Practice

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Let's Celebrate

Targets.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'Champions league'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Stun-gun target practice.

"Next!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Skeets Champion.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.