Goal Tune Lover Gifts

'Champions league'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Football

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

"Where are you flying to?"

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"It's time."

"You're buggered."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Chasing Dreams