Goal Tune Lover Pillows

'Champions league'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Football

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Chasing Dreams

"You're buggered."

"Where are you flying to?"

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

He tried kicking himself after missing the field goal but he missed again!