Tune Titan Gifts

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Baby Mozart.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

Sportsman and music

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Stop the big guy!

Congratulations for male runner

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Workmen Lifting.

Dido

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Michael Schumacher

'Spinout!'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

They changed their tunes.

Musician Target Practice

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."