Tune Titan Gifts

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Baby Mozart.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

Sportsman and music

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Workmen Lifting.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

They changed their tunes.

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

Musician Target Practice

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

"A door can never have too many hinges."