Tune Tot Gifts

Baby Mozart.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Sportsman and music

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Moon, June...'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"He makes it look so easy."

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Dido

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'I love eating out.'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

I love my violin

Musician