Tune Tot Gifts

Baby Mozart.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Sportsman and music

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Moon, June...'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"He makes it look so easy."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'I love eating out.'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

I love my violin

Musician

Throwing Away Music