Sporty Tot Gifts

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Football Fans

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

The Giamatti era

Table tennis.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Formula One car origami

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Ping Pong

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

The Motives of Footballers

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Another Rugby Star is Born.

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Women Who Love Bowling

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'

A Man's First Love