Sporty Type Gifts

10 K Tail-Chase

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Man fishing with large bait

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Spring Training

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Bears

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Fishing direction sign.

Mother nature takes her course.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Fish finder."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"I think he just ashed on me."