Sporty Type Gifts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Spring Training

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Man fishing with large bait

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Bears

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Fishing direction sign.

Mother nature takes her course.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Fish finder."

"I think he just ashed on me."

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."