Sport Personality Gifts

N'Golo Kante

10 K Tail-Chase

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Football player taking the ball home.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Theater or football.

Ski Surfing

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Harry Kewell

Jozef Golonka

Napoleon Wenger

''Struts' Lebow, batting 0347 recieves $4,200 grant in hitting to supplement his $1,630,000 salary.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Arsene Wenger

Martin O'Neill

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Greville Starkey

Martin Jol

Sam Allardyce

Alastair Cook

"Mr. October"

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Luis Suarez

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

"No-one scores against the All Blacks."

Rod Laver

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Gareth Bale