Sporty Single Gifts

Women Who Love Bowling

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'It's baseball season!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Cheerleaders

Formula One car origami

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Proposal on a snowboard

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Mountaineering section

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

Capture the Flag

"Good arm."

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Singer

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Volleyball.

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Happy Birthday